(by Lord Asmodeus with friends)
It was a black and stormy night. The waves crashed up the shores and the sails of the boats were ripped apart by the hard weather. But at Frodo's Pub it was crowded and it was warm becouse Frodo had lit the stoves so that his customers wouldnt freeze. Lord Asmodeus was sitting at a small, round table with his best friend Jogan, his friend Lord Tauritzius and his little sister Freizeria.
-Hey Frodo! Hand me and my friends some of your best beer, the little girl wants another cup of hot milk, Asmodeus shouted.
Frodo went into the kitchen and was soon back with the beer and the cup of milk.
-Here you go Frodo, keep the change. Asmodeus said throwing a platina coin to him.
-Thanks, melord, he answeared and went back to serving the other guests.
-Ah, nothing like a good ol'e ale after breakin' the skulls of some damn ol'e orcs, Jogan said. He was one of few dwarfen mages and was very respected among his kindren.
-Your damn right, Asmodeus said and drank some beer.
-It was horrifying! That green bastard chased me with that big axe and I just zoom and ran and, and, and..
-Yeah, Asmodeus said to Freizeria, Drink your milk now little sister. Freizeria took a mouthfull of the milk and calmed down.
-Yeye that ol'e orc scared ya, didn't it? Jogan asked.
-It was a meany.. Freizeria said.
They all laughed.
After finishing their drinks they began to walk to thais hostel.
-I want four beds for a weeks time, Asmodeus said to the Innkeeper.
-Sure melord, The Innkeeper said, That'll be 800 gold pieces if you dont mind.
After paying, the group of adventurers went to sleep. The next morning they woke up early. They dressed, they ate and they went down to the street.
Jogan sniffed the air:
-Good mornin' for breakin' orc skulls, Ey lads?
-You sure is right my friend, Asmodeus said.
-Ive heard rumors of giant spiders stalking the plains of havoc, Lord Tauritzius said. He didnt speak often.
-Ive seen one once, from the top of a mountain, they are ugly. Freizeria said.
-But the rumors tells me that they carry quite good stuff in their stomaches after eating 1 or 2, to daring knights. Asmodeus said.
-No ol'e spider scares me, Hah! Jogan filled in.
So they come to start their travel to the plains of havoc. After 2 days wandering they reached a great desert. Asmodeus fought of the lions and then they put up their tent. Jogan said "adevo grav flam" while holding a rune. He used it to create a fire and the four of them sat down around it.
-hah! me ol'e magictricks work neat. Jogan said.
-Oh cut the bragging, Freizeria told him.
Jogan muttered and went into the tent.
-Will we reach the Spiderforest tomorrow, brother? Freizeria asked.
-No, i need to stop at H.L.s shop and ask him if my new warhammer I ordered has come yet, sister.
-Oh, she said, sighting.
The next morning the group packed their tents and started walking through the desert. Suddenly Freizeria screamed.
-Ah i got a scorpion in my boots. get it out, get it out! she cried!
Jogan started laughing. Asmodeus shouted:
-Taur! Get it out!
Tauritzius grabbed freizerias boots and threw them 3 metres away. Then he took his bow and in a blink of an eye he had nailed it to the ground with an arrow. Freizeria got a greenish look in her face and fainted.
-Shes badly poisoned! Jogan heal her quickly! Asmodeus shouted.
Jogan grabbed a rune and said loud:
-Adana pox. He used it on Freizeria.
She woke in a chock.
-wha, wha, what happened!?, she cried.
-Its all okay now. Asmodeus said.
At the night they came to a forest, a bandit rushed forth and shouted:
-Gimme your money!
-Shut the hell up!
Asmodeus killed the bandit in one stroke of his mighty Dragonhammer.
-Damn theifs, they are all around this place. He muttered.
When proceeding into the forest they came to a little settlement. Asmodeus knew the way and the others followed him into a little shop. Inside they met H.L.
-Hey matey! Welcome to my humble store.
-Greetings H.L. did my warhammer arrive yet?
-Yepp, Handmade and everything.
-Nice, what do you want for it?
-Not under 20000 gp.
-Are you insane?
-Heh, a mans gotta make a living.. Okay well say 10000 ok?
-Your bad at bargaining old friend.
-Shut up and hand me the money.
Lord Asmodeus threw him a little sack of platina coins and grabbed the warhammer.
-Hehehe, what a nice toy, he said.
-Get out of my store you old robber! H.L. said.
-I wish nothing more, you old dog.
H.L. and Asmodeus laughed. When they came out it was almost dark. Freizeria yawned.
-Shall we raise the tent and start to sleep?
-No sis, night is the best time for hunting the spiders.
-Oh, she said, she didnt like this.
They traveled east until they reached the forest. They lit torches and threw them around themselves.
-We need to lure it out in the wild, Tauritzius said.
-Im on the job, Asmodeus said and went into the forest.
They all stood ready. Freizeria with her Light magic missiles, Lord Tauritzius with his bolts and Jogan with his heavy magic missiles, and if needed, his sudden deaths and energy bombs. After a while Asmodeus came running out. He was green of poison and he was badly injured.
-What happened? Jogan shouted.
-I *cough* treid to take it alone *cough* he fell to the ground.
5 secounds later the big brown spider came out of the forest. As the spider approached Asmodeus, Freizeria ran in the way.
-Stop! She shouted, Dont touch my big brother!
As the spider didnt take notice he just ran over Freizeria and in one bite she laid lifeless on the ground.
Jogan threw an Ultimate healing rune at Asmodeus and stared shooting Sudden Deaths on the spider. He threw an Energybomb at it. At the same time Lord tauritzius started bolting it. The spider stopped in the middle of the energybomb, paralyzed by the energy which burned it. The black snowballs were hitting it badly and the bolts hit him hard to. All was seeming to work out fine when another Spider ran out of the forest. He attacked Jogan who was closest.
-Utamo Vita, Jogan shouted and suddenly he was immune to the spiders attacks.
-My magic holds it of for a little while, KILL IT! He shouted.
Lord Asmodeus, Enraged and seeing red becouse of his sisters death rushed on it with his Warhammer.
-Die for all that is holy! He shouted.
As Lord Tauritzius heavy bolts continued raining on the paralyzed spider the black snowballs started hailing on the other spider and the mighty blows from Asmodeus quickly killed the monster. When they were finished Asmodeus sat down to the ground, holding his sisters head in his knees.
-Why did you die? He cried.
-*Cough* *cough* help me.. she creid out weakly.
Asmodeus quickly grabbed Jogans backpack, took out an Ultimate healing rune and in a blinding white flash his sister was fully restored. All were happy again. Jogan took his combat knife and cut open the stomach of the two spiders.
-Yes, he said, I found an armor! He said.
-Give that to my sister, you can have the gold, Asmodeus said.
Jogan mumbled some dwarfish curses and then gave the shiny armor to Freizeria.
-Now lets get the hell out of here before the others spiders come looking for their two friends.
They quickly journeyd back and in the morning the next day, They reached the desert again. They made up a camp and while they slept they all had nightmares about the terrible spiders. The next morning they started their journey back to Thais. In the night they reached Thais. They all slept very good after having a meal at Frodo's, while bragging to the others about the hunt.
The next morning they woke up, they ate, they dressed and they walked out to the street.
-So, Jogan, does the "ol'e damn Spiders" scare you now? Asmodeus asked.
-Hah! Im afraid of nothin' matey, he said.
-Yeah, sure, Asmodeus replied..