(by Vidofner)
Me and my dear friend Jokern was in our shop, trying to sell some left overs. With great dissapointment noone was intressted in our offers. Since we almost didn't get any sleep at all the night before, we were almost sleeping on the shop counter.
As i felt my eyes getting heavy a sound suddently apeard from Jokern, OUCH! , he said.
Me:Jokern are you ok? what happend?
Jokern: Dammit! It's that damn roof again! We need to get it fixed before more then just a piece of it will fall on my head.
Me: Hehe i know a good constuction worker in Carlin. Do you want me to send him a letter?
Jokern: Hell no! I'm awake now. Let's go hunting...
Me: And what do you want to hunt? Snakes as usual?
Jokern: Hehe, don't make fun about my snakes hunt. I only hunt them because I like to eat them!
Me: Hehe, sure you do. But realy what do you want to hunt?
Jokern: Well, i heard some men from the kings army has abandon the king and stole his royal equipment. They live now deep under ground, hiding from all the men of the kings army. I bet those cowards regret what they did now but i still want a revange at them for taking the kings equipment!
Me: Ok then. Let's go!
We took the boat to the island knowned as Edron. As we aproached the castle of Edron we look inside a window and saw one of the kings soldiers reading a book. We went to the castle front door and saw that it was open.
We yelled: Excuse me sire. Could you come to the front door we have some questions.
The soldier aproached us and said: Hello gentlemen. How may I be in service?
Jokern: Greeings! We want to challage the soldiers that stole the kings equipment.
Soldier: Hmm, that's a big risk you are taking. The thieves are train in the same way as I am and if you still want to challange them you must be a good fighter... Are you up for the task?
Jokern: Of course we are. We have been trained for many years and I think we have a good chance against them.
Soldier: Ok, fine! Here is the a description of where we saw them last time. But beware they havn't just betraded the king, they have also betraded the human kind and are now allied with undead creatures and orcs.
We start the journey by going oven a mountain in the center of Edron. We walk a long way in a the large forest at the other side of the mountain.
Then we finally find our goal. The entrance of the dungeon where they are hiding. As we walk towards the entrace of the cave we meet some criminals that are on the wanted list of all tibia.
Three or foure of them are bow hunters and are extremly accurate with their arrows. The other once was normal fighers. Using warhammer to fight.
They knew that people was after them and took no chance in talking with us. Instead they tried to kill us. Because Jokern was the best skilled figher they focused all their powers at him. A berserker rage shined in his eyes and he ran towards them with eager to kill!
After just some blows the first hunter fell to the ground. Dead. Then he countinued with the remaining hunters and then last of all he killed the fighers.
Me: Jesus... that seemed too easy for you. Are you sure that you are ok?
Jokern takes a big breath and says: Phew that was thrilling i can feel the adrenaline pumping threw my vanes... Ehm, of course I'm ok. A big smile cowers Jokerns face as he looks down at the bodies.
We procide deeper into the dungeon and meets a bunch of red bone skeletons along with other creatures.
Me: As he said... they stick together with the un-deads.
The war continues with more and more undead monsters. Then we find an open hole where we can feel a warm smell of rotten bodies rising up from the hole.
Jokern: Ok, take it easy now, this doesn't feel allright.
We climb dont the hole and sees some movements back inte the dark.
Jokern: Ok, wait here I'll go and look what it is
Jokern dissapears from my sight and I get very worried that something will happend to him. After some seconds he comes running back with a dragon at his back.
Jokern: Don't panic now. I saw two other dragons back their but only this one caught my attention.
After some minutes all the dragons in this cave were dead.
Jokern: Good work mate!
Me: Hehe that was easier then i though
We explore the cave which is filled with sharp rocks and behind some rocks we find a secret hole.
Me: Hmm should we realy procide any further? I mean... we just passed three dragon. I don't know if we can handle even more dangerous foes.
Jokern looks angry at me and jumps down the hole.
Me (thinking): ARGH what a fool! Well i can't just leave him down there.
I jump down. And there he was. One of the former soldiers of the kings army. Jokern is doing the best he can't to fight the soldier but the soldier is much stronger. When i realice what's going on i start to attack the soldier.
Even though there is two versus one, Jokern has to heal himself a couple of times before the enemy finally falls to the ground.
Jokern looks at the body and says: Haha don't mess with us you little freak!
Me: Oh look he is wearing the kings armor.
Jokern: Yeah, i noticed that too. Let's remove it from the dead body and return it to the king
Me: Return it? Why? Why not keep it for our own profit?
Jokern: Are you insane!? Do you want to become an outlaw too?
Me: Hehe, good point. I'm a fool. Let's go back to Thais and return the armor.
When we climp up the hole again we see that the dragons we slayed earlier has arisen from the dead and are not looking for revange. All the dragons was breathing their fire upon us. And after some seconds i fell to the grown.
I couldn't move at all my pain was enourmus. I can barely see anything but the only thing i see is Jokern fighting those fire beathing monsters. They nealy killed him But he was quick with the casting of his healing runes.
I wake up some minutes later when Jokern is shaking me and trying to get my attention.
Jokern: Oh my god. How are you? How many fingers am i holding up?
Three days later i wake up in a temple with a priest and Jokern next to me.
Priest: Look he's awake!
Jokern: Vidofner... can you hear me? You have been healed from this priest. You have been asleep for three days now I almost thought that I had lost you forever.
Me: I'm ok now... how did i get here?
Jokern: I had to drag you out of the dungeon and then I took the boat back to Ab'Dendriel... I yelled for help but without response. I went to the closest temple and meet this priest
-----Two weeks later----
I'm back on my feets again but the wound made me less strong and less focused. We went to the king of Tibia to give him his lost armor. When we arrived we meet two guards at his door.
Guard#1: Hold it right there young man! You may not pass!
Me: We have something which we expect that our king is looking for.
Guard#1: And what might that be?
Me: Ask the king.
Guard#1: Hmpf! How dare you talk to me that way?
Me: How dare YOU to talk to ME that way!?
Guard#1: Go back home before I have you arrested!
Me: LET ME THROU!
I run into the castle and towards the kings room.
Guard#1 & #2: ARREST THAT GUY!
I get into the kings hall and bows infront of the king.
Me: Hail to you sire!
The guards catches me and pull me down to the floor.
Me: WAIT! I have something for your intressts my king!
King: Let him speak. But be breif i don't have time for beggers and such.
I remove my jacket and shows him the armor i got under.
Me: Im here to return you armor. Me and Jokern went to find the soldiers that stole it from you. After a while we eventually found one of the soldiers and he was holding your armor piece
King: I can't belive it!!! My armors has been returned! I can't imagin what you must have gone thou to get it.
Guards!! Remove your hands from this brave man
Me: Hehe, alot ill tell you... It almost cost my life. I've been healed for the last week and I just got out of bed. But I didn't do this alone. My dear friend Jokern was helping me too.
Jokern: Hail to the king!
King: You two will get rewarded for your braveness. Here take 7o ooo gold as a payment. And if you ever need help of any king you know who to contact.
Me and Jokern: Thank you my king it has been a pleassure to serve you.
We take a nice walk back to Ab'Dendriel where we are holding a party with lots of wine and food.